Dekadentní astrologická terminologie na Seznamu

Tak jsem dnes otevřel Seznam.cz a mé oči zaregistrovaly "horoskop (přesněji "horrorskop"). Zamrkal jsem a podíval se znovu – ano, skutečně to tam bylo!

Autor, patrně zkušený astrolog ;), píše: "Lev: Pro první dekadent znamení bude jednoznačně potřeba upevnit své zdraví. Nejvhodnějším pohybem se bude jevit plavání…" (zvýrazněno mnou). Pro astrologie neznalé bych měl upřesnit, že znamení se dělí (po deseti stupních) na tři dekany a nikoli dekadenty. Jsou dvě možnosti, buď je autor úplně blbý a o astrologii slyšel sotva z rychlíku, což by mne nepřekvapilo, nebo (dám mu šanci!) má zapnuté automatické opravy, které dělají z "dekanů" "dekadenty". V tom případě to znamená, že své výtvory po sobě ani nečte, na rozdíl od těch, kteří v těch instančních věštbách "něco" hledají…

Tak či onak:

Nectihodný "astrologu"! Styďte se! Když už chcete blafovat o astrologii, tak si alespoň pohlídejte terminologii!

 

Důkaz:

První dekadent horoskopu ;)

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  2. asti

    Henry Psanec:Úryvok z kratučkej poviedky Holistická detektívna kancelária Dirka Gentlyho je vskutku zaujímavý ale trochu off topic.Mám skôr pocit, že tebe ide skôr o toto:http://en.wikipedia.org…/Backlink

  3. 2 Asti: Miroslav Fišmeister je dalek toho, aby mu šlo o backlinky. Velmi dalek…

  4. Chachá – dekadent!!Jako mně se plete tatarka s tatrankou (a nedávno jsem to „ublogla“), tak maestrolog zas neví, co je dekadent.

  5. Díky, Kojote. MF ani nevěděl, že nějaké „backlinkování“ existuje. A omluva za to příšerné (ne)zformátování, je to z netu a ne z Wordu.